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Trust Soap


You hear about that new soap? It’s called Trust. Trust is guaranteed to wash away every trace of even the most persistent, nastiest stripper-whore stank from every inch of your body!

Unlike soap, Trust won’t leave a sticky film on you, completely erasing any evidence of immoral acts when used regularly between illicit affairs. Remember, you’re not fully clean unless you’re Trust-fully clean!

Cut to a guy on a crowded subway. He’s awkwardly watching a woman giving her man shit for cheating. She’s yelling at him, smacking him, saying she can still smell the whore on him. As the guy looks on, making a face like “ouch, he’s done for” the voice-over says “Aren’t you glad you use Trust? …Don’t you wish everyone did?”

Trust is the official soap of the NFL and NBA.