Packing Peanuts Moving Company


This sketch is about a San Francisco based moving company with a flair for the dramatic.  The oiled hard bodied laborers are cheered on by a flamboyant mascot in a giant pink styrofoam “packing peanut” costume.  The mascot pronounces the company name as “Packing Penis” while energetically trying to sell moving services to “straight” characters, who are obviously uncomfortable with the approach.  A commercial could be done, and either the commercial or the crew could be recalled in another sketch.  

They Can’t Take That Away From Us


A game show set in the 70’s where infamous villains from history are interviewed and can win money and prizes by correctly answering questions about other evil, infamous characters from history. The host interviews and sardonically showcases darkly hilarious “facts” (some are made up) about the villains’ personal lives.  


Seventies game show style setting.  Lots of yellow, brown, orange and puke green, bad hairstyles on the contestants and perhaps a toupee for the host.  The quintessential long skinny silver microphone reminiscent of Bob Barker in the early days.  Guests would include Adolf Hitler, Charles Manson, Genghis Khan, Napoleon, etc. There is always one thing at the close of each show: the host remarks that “they can never take that away” from the villain, such as Hitler’s mustache or Manson’s swastika tattoo. Maybe?

New Jersey Shoreline Sunrise


The eerie silence in the lonely shuttle is broken by the guttural noise of a half sigh half grunt. Its sole occupant, one lonely pilot, is agonizing over the beautifully painful memory of the New Jersey shoreline sunrise he photographed so long ago. It would be winter there now, Ross mused.